Thursday, 28 November 2019

Election Special - Let's Get Br EGG sit Done.

It could be me - but I suspect that Conservative central office have found a new way to subliminally influence the electorate.

Allow me to introduce the Boris Johnson egg - discovered by TCMB this very morn.

The Bozza Egg. An uncanny resemblance I'm sure you'll agree.

Disproving the commonly held misconception that revenge is a dish best served cold I shall be taking a tea spoon to Bozza's well cooked noggin on the morrow - with some toast soldiers.

Naturally - and despite their so called restraining order - I'll be referring this matter to the Electoral Commission, along with a picture of a potato that looks suspiciously like Michael Gove.

Are the politicians tampering with our comestibles…?

I think we should be told.

10 comments:

  1. Stop it with your (Br)egg sit puns already. Un oeuf is un oeuf.

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  2. We have a home affairs minister that famously looks like a potato. He has all the humanity of one as well. Imagine Priti Patel, with no redeeming features (and as a potato).

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    1. From a different angle that feather stuck to the top of that egg looked very much like a Trump comb over!

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  4. Eggsactly....although the current political situation is no yolk...

    (drops mic and exits stage....)

    All the best,

    DC

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  5. What a bunch of comedians..... and your readers are quite funny too!

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  6. Okay gents, OMELETTE 'in you all off for these terrible egg related yolks.

    Just this once mind!

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  7. Clearly a case of Fowl (word) play!

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