Allow me to introduce the Boris Johnson egg - discovered by TCMB this very morn.
|The Bozza Egg. An uncanny resemblance I'm sure you'll agree.|
Disproving the commonly held misconception that revenge is a dish best served cold I shall be taking a tea spoon to Bozza's well cooked noggin on the morrow - with some toast soldiers.
Naturally - and despite their so called restraining order - I'll be referring this matter to the Electoral Commission, along with a picture of a potato that looks suspiciously like Michael Gove.
Are the politicians tampering with our comestibles…?
I think we should be told.